Biggest Douche in the Universe

Ok, so this isn't THAT John Edward, but considering this man cheated on his cancer stricken wife while planning to run/running for the Presidency of the United States, I don't feel bad usurping the title from a so called "telepathic" in order to anoint a new recipient. Here is our new heir with his mistress:

This story is filled with enormous disappointments. On the face of it, a high profile politician cheated on his wife. His cancer stricken wife to make it that much more deplorable. But what should truly amaze is that this man is a one time VP candidate on a presidential ticket, made famous by speaking out against poverty and big business, all while living in an outrageously excessive mansion bought by millions made as a trial lawyer. And Jack Cafferty thought this was a man he could believe in.

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