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Biggest Drain on the Species (Part 1)

Ok everyone, thanks to my new form of employment I now spend about 1000% less time on or near a computer than I did while in Washington, so we're gonna have a few changes around here for the time being. While the primaries are raging all around us, you probably don't need me to discern which race is more important, they're both equally historic. McCain is on the verge of becoming a national front runner after winning New Hampshire and South Carolina after being left for dead last July, and Barack Obama is dangerously close to knocking off the closest thing we have in this country to a political aristocracy-the Clinton political machine. So, having said that, lets move on to a new segment I'll be starting called "Biggest Drain on the Species." Bill O'Reilly has his "Pinheads and Patriots", Keith Olbermann has his "Worst person in the World", so Kriplekistan will now be naming the person it believes is the biggest genetic drain on the collective gene pool of the homo sapien species. I'll start by giving you a hint, our first (and most deserving) person to hold this dubious claim has already been mentioned in this entry. Here we go.....



Wow, like that really took any real journalism to refute. To be perfectly honest, I've been wanting to do a piece on our washed up former ESPN anchor for a while now, but his antics are usually so childish I was concerned that doing a piece on Mr. Olbermann would degrade the value of this very blog. Well, no more. This man has become so despicable and incomprehensibly dishonest, it is borderline satirical. Not only should this behavior be observed so as to discredit him, but give all of us in the 3rd dimension known as REALITY a comedic respite from all the political mudslinging taking place throughout the country. So, Mr. Olbermann, because of your baffling refusal to acknowledge slight slivers of truth from time to time, you sir, have been given the honor of being known as the first "Biggest Drain on the Species." We wish you a long life of health, so that we may all continue to be entertained for many years to come. Fear not everyone, I have a feeling this won't be the last time we see our friend, Keith.

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