Ok, now that we've gotten Borat out of the way I guess I should explain myself. After months of apprehension I've decided to start blogging, possibly for my own personal/therapeutic reasons, but also because I feel that a certain group of people in America and indeed across the world have grown more vocal, and its time to voice back.
Now here's the fun part, explaining this whack-job title of mine. The aforementioned "people" I recently mentioned are a conglomeration of what I perceive to be the nebulous, yet however potent string of socialist and religious militants in the world today. Constituting the most vicious group of these people are the militant/fascist Islamists. The other, and typically more numerous portion usually consist of the pseudo-communist/vaguely leftist set of doctrine believers which can range from any lovable Hollywood actor or actress to the prototypical college wannabe hippie to ELF eco terrorists. So, take a bunch of crazy religious fascists who tacitly support acts of terror, and socialist goof balls growing up in capitalist societies, and you get the fictional nation of "Kriplekistan", sounding quite similar to a central asian nation which most definitely would have belonged in the Soviet Communist bloc. The creation of this site is dedicated to debunking, outwitting, and ultimately defeating the nation of Kriplekistan!
So, lets get started! I would like to start with Rosie O'Donnell, I really really would, but its just too easy. Although combating her extreme leftist set of beliefs is indeed mouth watering, I feel I would do myself and the worthy adversary known as Kriplekistan a dis-service by dedicating the opening of this worthy cause to the likes of her inane babble.
So lets start with someone much more worthy, yet more or less just as easy. Harry Reid and his own personal "Smithers" Henry Waxman. Ok Democrats, I know you're happy you won the election, and you know what, maybe you deserved to win. The Republicans ran terrible campaigns (George Allen-no one remembers the tailhook scandal), but does anyone out there feel the Democrats might be going a crazy themselves? Case in point, the day after the House passed a non-binding resolution (essentially nothing more than a piece of paper with a lot of pretty signatures) stating it disapproved of the way President Bush has handled the Iraq War, Mr. Waxman in all his little courage, stood up and declared "What we have now in Iraq is a defeat." Lets stop for a minute.
Websters Dictionary - Betray
:be disloyal to (one's country, organization, or ideology) by acting in the interests of an enemy : he could betray his country for the sake of communism.
Thats straight from Websters boys and girls, I haven't altered a word. If anyone, and I mean anyone out there can tell me how declaring self defeat, solely for political purposes while American soldiers are sitting tight and fighting back insurgents in places like Ramadi, Karbala, and al Anbar province isn't acting in the interests of an enemy, please clarify, because that means I've obviously missed something.
Harry Reid, different name, same problem. What purpose does saying the war is lost serve? I've been studying for the GRE lately, so lets put it in test form.
A-Letting our troops know that the American government stands behind them. No way.
B-Getting your picture in the paper. Maybe, but you're on TV everyday, so I doubt it.
C-Doing your utmost to make George Bush lose at the cost of American lives. Bingo!
D-Doing what you feel is morally and justifiably right. Haha, moving on.....
Before anyone jumps on me for being a Bushie (which is bound to happen), let me say this. I do not care about George Bush (Kanye anyone?). I couldn't care less about the man. What I do care about is that the Democratic party in this country has become so vindictive concerning this man that they will do anything to make him lose, including losing a war that most of said Democrats voted for in the first place. Its one thing to switch stances in politics, that happens. One day you're pro taxes, the next you're all for cuts. This sort of thing happens everyday here in DC. But the fact that someone is willing to purposefully invest in America losing a war to destroy the political life of one man who stutters too much is hard to swallow. Everyone wants the war to be over, I, me, you, everyone. But calling it quits, taking away the money while troops are still in the field, declaring defeat instead of coming together on how we can all as Americans win this and bring our buddies home makes me ponder the direction of political discourse in which this country is headed. So to all my Democratic friends out there (haha you loyal few) please try and help your party stay away from this self defeating hubris, because to do otherwise would be one step forward for Kriplekistan, and one step back for America.
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Comments
I will be the one who drink the occasional pint or fifteen and debate politics when I should not but currently I will say this…… we will NEVER and I quote this again NEVER understand what our troops are going through in the world and especially the Middle East. Your voter stance is not of my concern because anyone who …….to be quite frank (and don’t call me Sally)…..votes for a man named OBAMA resembling a name that is associated with Islam needs to take a step into Beirut! I understand the religion and I have in fact questered my curiosity by visiting a few Islamic temples and taken 3 classes at the 4000 level focusing on Islamic Studies (both religiously and politically)….. by no means am I an expert but I am in fact led to formulate my opinions based on the knowledge I am given….for in fact if I could take a safe trip to see it first hand I would in fact be more educated on this topic! This religion is peaceful and I adore it’s factual basis noted in hadith’s and in the Koran. However the piss ants of any ant hill have taken it and made it a tool for manipulation…..to shorten this I will say that those that are given minuscule access to non-religious sponsored schools in the Middle East are rare….. need to understand that those that are Islamic are not indeed those that burn the flags of our proud country. HILARY is a whole topic in itself and I will maybe go there eventually and someday but like all arrogant lying women ……she will sink her own battleship with enough publicity…. Like Mel Gibson! Personally I would love to see a little regulation on presidential election air time myself…..it is not for another couple years and we already have to deal with the BS!
OK ….tangent over and back to the real topic at hand…..I feel as though the US citizen forget or abuse the freedoms we are blessed with and exercise them in a diligent ridiculous manner. Free Speech...hell yeah! But I will say that anyone’s stance that is Anti-War needs to milk a goat with no hands….and this is no lie! We have troops ranging from Chinese-American, African-American, Mexican-American, to your average Joe you see at the grocery……with family and friends that suffer in all elements. And to say “pull out of Iraq” and “Cut the Funding”……. is to piss on the face of our Intel, commanders, Congress, House, President, and dedicated voting citizen……. from Homeland Security to FBI to CIA to the State Dept! Those that feel this way should be forced to talk to every single dam dedicated solider and commander from the Vietnam War personally!
The Department of Defense is their own power house and they need a damn pat on the back because we make the Mossad and MI-6 look like infants. Don’t think that this will ever entitle you to call me a Donald supporter but we are the single POWERHOUSE for a reason! We indeed take our poo-poo platters to them for the correct punishment they deserve! Support the war…fund it properly…and pay the due respect and we will be out in less time then if we fight with one another. I know that it has been hard for all children to sit in the sandbox and play together nicely but remember the cohesion of WWI & WWII and the success it brought to a proud nation! We were protecting our allies in I and reacting with vigor/as well as protecting our alliances in II. This is as noted in a “must-read” called THE GREATEST GENERATION!!!!!! Generation X, XY, and XYZ…..remember your roots and talk to your grandparents…… they are what you should idolize to become! Until we meet again…… pick up an espionage novel or any book in the regards of the Cold War and realize that we are facing something books are not even able to write about yet………